Wednesday, March 05, 2008
If Wishes were Fishes....
I'd be fishing with dynamite ;)
Although I dunno if you'd say these were really wishes, maybe dreams, or daydreams. Basically you tell yourself "Wouldn't it be cool if..."
I could fly. Like that guy in Heroes.
My farts smelled like vanilla (or coconut, not sure which is better - oooh vanilla AND coconut). Then I'd probably fart more, and in public. People would be requesting farts. Awesome! Why don't we have EVERYONE's smell like vanilla, or individual scents. Your own personal brand ;)
I had a photographic memory. School woulda been such a breeze. actually it was a breeze anyway, but it would've been more so.
If mosquito's only sucked out pimples and not your blood. I'm telling you they could genetically engineer that. People would be throwing away the tabard and mosquito nets.
I've shown you mine - what are yours? ;)